Sunday, April 11, 2010

Crotch Holes

Bought some size 16 jeans a few months ago at Saver's during some big holiday 50% off sale. Some jeans fit and some were "almost but not quite", and some were "no fucking way."

Since I seem to be going about a size a month I decided to keep 'em and see how long it took to fit. I tried on a pair last night and they fit like the proverbial glove. I was so excited that I wore 'em out today when mom and I went out on errands (we dropped off a shit load of clothes at Savers only to turn around and purchase some more). While mom and I were grabbing a bite to eat at the Samurai Chef I wedged my hand between my thighs (I always sit like this, I dunno where I picked it up) and realized that I could feel skin.

There's a freaking hole along the crotch/thigh of my "fits in all the right places" jeans.

Fuckin' A.


On the bright side I bought some jean shorts and summer shirts.

Yeah, you read that right. I have SHORTS.
Keep in mind they go to my knees, but they show off my calves.
Because my calves are NICE. I have NICE calves.
Thighs are still a little squishy, but man.. those calves.

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