So my electric toothbrush went out this morning. I went with mom to target to pick up Lyrissa's birthday present and a battery toothbrush (until I can find some place that sold replacement handles).
I found one that would work and went to put it in my basket when mom pointed out that the childrens' battery brushes had the same brush head and was only $6 as opposed to the adult's $21+ toothbrushes.
So I now have a Wall*E electric tooth brush.
I will never get laid.
Ever.
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Sunday, August 29, 2010
Well.. figured out what happens when I do milk
I get mega bloated and feel like I ate rotten sour food.
I then have the most rancid milk farts ever... and here I thought my ice cream gas was bad.
It was the most delicious hot chocolate I've ever had though. That's the last time I'm doing hot chocolate from a nice coffee place, but I shall look fondly back upon it and sigh whimsically because it will never happen again.
So I've been working full time for the past 3 weeks. I enjoy having a place to go in the morning, it's nice having a structured schedule. Killer on the social life though.
I mostly do a lot of walking up and down stairs and pushing old people to and from therapy (I don't push them up and down stairs... that'd be mean. I take the elevator when I'm with a resident). I've noticed my appetite has increased since I started doing this. I don't know if the job has a part in that or I'm just in a high food period. Clothes seem to be fitting a little better too. I also have formed a bit of an oral fixation, that might have to do with the constant munchies.
I seemed to have had a UTI for a little while, I doubt I'm fully free of it but at least I don't feel like I have to pee 24/7 and it doesn't burn like a house fire when I do go.
I then have the most rancid milk farts ever... and here I thought my ice cream gas was bad.
It was the most delicious hot chocolate I've ever had though. That's the last time I'm doing hot chocolate from a nice coffee place, but I shall look fondly back upon it and sigh whimsically because it will never happen again.
So I've been working full time for the past 3 weeks. I enjoy having a place to go in the morning, it's nice having a structured schedule. Killer on the social life though.
I mostly do a lot of walking up and down stairs and pushing old people to and from therapy (I don't push them up and down stairs... that'd be mean. I take the elevator when I'm with a resident). I've noticed my appetite has increased since I started doing this. I don't know if the job has a part in that or I'm just in a high food period. Clothes seem to be fitting a little better too. I also have formed a bit of an oral fixation, that might have to do with the constant munchies.
I seemed to have had a UTI for a little while, I doubt I'm fully free of it but at least I don't feel like I have to pee 24/7 and it doesn't burn like a house fire when I do go.
Thursday, August 26, 2010
school pimping
I try really hard not to bring work to this blog, but my coworker's school is in some Kohl's Cares contest and they're pretty high in the running. Any vote helps.
Monday, August 9, 2010
Sunday, August 8, 2010
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
I hate and love these dreams
I hate dreams where I have a boyfriend, because when I wake up I'm single again.
These dreams pop-up every so often, usually when I've just met a new male or have been talking to one I hadn't talked to in awhile. I don't read anything into them anymore, just a happy little dream that makes me go "damn >.< " when I wake up in the morning.
Alright, emo statement aside I'm actually doing well.
Only had two nasty headaches with this past period, which is an improvement to last month's 8.
My size 14w are getting a little loose.
My hair cut is still adorable.
Online classes are so-so. Getting a B+ in history and a C something or other in my drawing class.
My advice to anyone out there is to not take anatomy drawing classes online.
Mom had hernia surgery a few weeks ago. She's depressed that she doesn't have a flat washboard stomach. The hernia was keeping the skin around her stomach tight, and she was hoping once it was gone she'd get rid of her pudge. She was very disappointed to find she not only had pudge, but very jiggly pudge. She will cope, I think.
That is all I can think of at the moment.
These dreams pop-up every so often, usually when I've just met a new male or have been talking to one I hadn't talked to in awhile. I don't read anything into them anymore, just a happy little dream that makes me go "damn >.< " when I wake up in the morning.
Alright, emo statement aside I'm actually doing well.
Only had two nasty headaches with this past period, which is an improvement to last month's 8.
My size 14w are getting a little loose.
My hair cut is still adorable.
Online classes are so-so. Getting a B+ in history and a C something or other in my drawing class.
My advice to anyone out there is to not take anatomy drawing classes online.
Mom had hernia surgery a few weeks ago. She's depressed that she doesn't have a flat washboard stomach. The hernia was keeping the skin around her stomach tight, and she was hoping once it was gone she'd get rid of her pudge. She was very disappointed to find she not only had pudge, but very jiggly pudge. She will cope, I think.
That is all I can think of at the moment.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
Crotch Fire
This is embarrassing.
Even taking into consideration that I spend a lot of time going into detail about bowels movements, farts, and yeast infections, I think this is super special on the embarrassment scale.
So, as I've said I'm taking antibiotics. One of them is a close cousin to penicillin. I am allergic to penicillin. Doc said to work through the stomach cramps since it is only one week. He said to stop taking them if I go into anaphylactic shock or get a rash.
Well, I'd noticed a few days on the meds that my groin area was itchy. I just assumed that the antibiotic was doing something about my nasty little yeast infection that likes to pop up every so often.
It never crossed my mind that of all places on my anatomy I would get a rash ON MY CROTCH.
Fuck this noise.
Probably explains my lack of patience lately.
Even taking into consideration that I spend a lot of time going into detail about bowels movements, farts, and yeast infections, I think this is super special on the embarrassment scale.
So, as I've said I'm taking antibiotics. One of them is a close cousin to penicillin. I am allergic to penicillin. Doc said to work through the stomach cramps since it is only one week. He said to stop taking them if I go into anaphylactic shock or get a rash.
Well, I'd noticed a few days on the meds that my groin area was itchy. I just assumed that the antibiotic was doing something about my nasty little yeast infection that likes to pop up every so often.
It never crossed my mind that of all places on my anatomy I would get a rash ON MY CROTCH.
Fuck this noise.
Probably explains my lack of patience lately.
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